Litter Cum Recyclable Collection Bin

Cum Clean! Litter. Waste Paper. Plastics. Metals. Not sure which bin they are collecting the cum in, though. Photo by Joe C. (pal of this sites’s Aidan Abroad) who adds: “Pleased to report that here in Hong Kong, they have taken recycling to a whole new level.” For more strange Kleen Cumming, click here.

Funky Monkey – the Fruit that Bobby Zimmerman Crunches!

I sat my monkey on a log
And ordered him to do the dog
He wagged his tail and shook his head
And went and did the cat instead
He’s a weird monkey
Very funky…

Via Bob Dylan – “I shall be Free No. 10″

Which Pervy Parisian Cafe would YOU prefer?

Thanks to friend of this site Jake Hale, who says he might stop in to visit Calm Papa before making his way to Daddy Whips A Lot. Original Photos by Gerard Koskovich, who adds:

Two cafés just two minutes apart on the rue Pierre-Lescot in the Les Halles district. Le Père Fouettard (Father Whips-a-Lot) is the demon who comes in place of Père Noël (Father Christmas, aka Santa Claus) to punish little girls and boys who have been naughty all year. He’s the French equivalent of the Alpine folk figure Krampus. If that scares you off, you can always have your coffee up the street at Au Père Tranquille (The Calm Father)

A Treat for your Meat! Delicious and Nutritious…

Some prefer it wet. That’s true. Funny condiment pic via pal of this site, Jake Hale.

Indian Dick and Hell Hole are WAY too Hot…

Cal Fire reports that Indian Dick Road and the Hell Hole trailhead are among the areas that have been evacuated in the 36,000+ acre North Pass Fire. This brave fireman is among the 1,700 fighting the blaze…and looking hot doing it. No loss of human life so far. Here’s hoping all the heroes on the frontlines come home safe.
Photo: Rich Pedroncelli

Shock Top Reflection

What’s a Shock Top? One who’s Awful, too? Here he just sells beer, quoting the Mohawk warriors – who were said to have plucked their heads clean hair by hair, and that only after having proved themselves by shedding blood. Cahto and Pomo and other California 1st nation people were historically more peaceful. And more prosperous. Fancy that.

Happy Dore Alley weekend to Mohawk and other hair-wearing Fair attendees! Tops: please don’t be too shocking. bottoms: don’t be awful at all. Everyone: play hard, have fun, take good care of one another.

Crystal Dick? Really!

Hard. Crystal. Dick. Usually a contradiction in terms, but not this time. The chandelier hangs down in its natural state, but we flipped it for effect. What? Move towards the light…closer, closer, there you are! Thanks to old pal Stafford for this one.

Leathers in Mozambique

From the small volume Scouts in Bondage and Other Violations of Literary Propriety. Edited by Michael Bell, a proprietor of secondhand books from the “ancient coastal town” of Lewes, England. Scouts is a collection of amusing covers, this one from 1959 is subtitled “An Adventure Story for Boys.” What? That’s what Neo-colonial crypto-homosexuality was called in the middle of the 20th century…

Mega-WHAT?! Today in unfortunate Typography

Really bad signage, but not such a bad idea at all…especially in today’s economy!

Power Runs in the Family…

Yes. It does. Sign seen on Market Street in San Francisco.