Tag Archives: Lunar New Year

Happy Lunar New Year, Snakeboy!

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Snakeboy by Clive Barker. Also called Man with Serpents. 1973. Gung Hay Fat Choy! Have a prosperous and perverse Lunar New Year.

Lunar New Year of the Snake Misfortune Cookie. Gung Hay Fat Choy!

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Sometimes you consume the snake. Sometimes the snake consumes you. Cookie via Cookie Misfortune. For Malaysian Homoerotic Sandwich Cookies, click here.

Snake Penis Wine. Really. Gung Hay Fat Choy!

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One of several penis wines intended to increase potency. Dog and deer are also popular, as is the special three-penis combination. Do the PETA people know? Or are they still too busy throwing water balloons at bikers? Gung Hay Fat Choy! 2013 is the Chinese Lunar Year of the Snake.

Gung Hay Fat Choy! Happy New Year of the Bara Rabbit.

Year of the Rabbit

Happy New Year 4079! Rabbits signify virility in many Asian cultures because of their notorious propensity to breed. Vigor! Ardor! Potency! That’s about what “Dead Rabbits” meant in 19th c. NYC. Not such a strange name for a street gang after all. It would translate to “straight-up fucker” in today’s lexicon. I am DEAD serious.

Chinese Lunar New Year is coming. Year of the Sexy Rabbit. Vigor! Ardor! Potency!

This via Utopia Asia, celebrating over 17 years of providing resources for Asia’s GLBT communities. More to follow. Gung Hay Fat Choy!