Tag Archives: Funny

Valentines Day is Nutz…

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Via pal of this site, Big Gay Al.

Lichen that Beard!!!

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Old man beard lichen. Really! That’s what it’s called and we are lichen it.

Want a Big Cock? Try Radiation!

20131109-211154.jpgRadiation Range? Well, it worked with vegetables on Gilligan’s Island. Maybe it’s just a mid-century myth. It could always back-fire into a micro-bantam. Hate when That happens! Cockadoodledoo…

Want a Silky Pocket Boy?

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With Medium Teeth. For Wood-working. Really. Thanks, Aidan.

As soon as that wiener hits the water…

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…it’s going to shrink away to nothing! Thanks to Cam and Ed for this one.

Buck Hunter’s Instant Karma…

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Just add water. Instant karma’s a bitch. Hunter tied up tight. One for the buck. Stops here. Sight seen at the Drive-through Tree Gift Shop, US 101. Onward…

What to Do When Your Car Conks Out…

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Well … bend your buddy over the engine compartment for a nice ride of course … via Jake Hale and Popular Science monthly from way back in the day.

Visible Bear

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What’s on your mind, little guy? I can see right through you. Let’s hear it for full transparency…huh!

Please Help! (Happy Birthday, Big Gay Al…)

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Sometimes the line between needy and greedy is thin. Sometimes, it’s thick. Happy Birthday to pal of this site Big Gay Al!

Damn Vinegar! Jesus Christ is on the Internet and is following us on Twitter!

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Breaking internet meme: this site was surprised when one of its associates was notified that his newest Twitter follower was none other than Jesus Christ Himself! With a tag line of “Follow Jesus in your life and on Twitter” J.C. seems to have appeared on the internet just this morning. None of His posts are older than an hour, but this son has been busy. He goes by @JesusProphet online and has already tweeted at Lady Gaga that she looks “like the cowardly lion.” Seemed like a compliment! Other choice bits include “White people are funny, they really think I am one? Come on, get a map.” and “I think I’m starting to get splinters.” You can find Christ on Twitter @JesusProphet. And yes, we are following Him back.

UPDATE: RIP JC of the Internet. After a mere two-hour existence on-line, Jesus Christ has had His Twitter account suspended. Religious satire lives fast and dies quick on the Internet. More to the story…no doubt.