Pig! (you are what you eat)

From doctor boy jake hale. Like a pig in shit. Oink!

Happy Lunar New Year, Snakeboy!

Snakeboy by Clive Barker. Also called Man with Serpents. 1973. Gung Hay Fat Choy! Have a prosperous and perverse Lunar New Year.

K9 Warning! Sight seen in Mendocino County.

Sight seen outside a storage facility in Ukiah, in Mendocino County in Northern California. Back in the day, the NorCal economy was based on logging, plus fishing on the coast, some fruit and nut farming and some sheep and cattle ranching. Now, it’s vineyards in Marin, Sonoma and South Mendocino. Further north, Mendocino, Humboldt and Trinity counties comprise “the Emerald Triangle” – world-famous as a center of 420 culture, and prosperous due to an economy based on Marijuana cultivation.

What does THAT have to do with THIS photo? Let us translate. In the local jargon “This facility is used frequently as a training ground for law enforcement K-9 units” means “Don’t store your inventory here.” Word to the wise, no shit Sherlock and Duh! Enjoy your day and don’t let the doggies getcha!

Lunar New Year of the Snake Misfortune Cookie. Gung Hay Fat Choy!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sometimes you consume the snake. Sometimes the snake consumes you. Cookie via Cookie Misfortune. For Malaysian Homoerotic Sandwich Cookies, click here.

Snake Penis Wine. Really. Gung Hay Fat Choy!

One of several penis wines intended to increase potency. Dog and deer are also popular, as is the special three-penis combination. Do the PETA people know? Or are they still too busy throwing water balloons at bikers? Gung Hay Fat Choy! 2013 is the Chinese Lunar Year of the Snake.

Woof! Chew THIS bone…

The Nylabone Galileo. For powerful chewers. Satisfies the natural urge to chew. That’s what it says. Right there on the label. Sight seen at Petsco…where the pets go. Put this bone in his mouth. Woof!

Visible Bear

What’s on your mind, little guy? I can see right through you. Let’s hear it for full transparency…huh!

Jam the cool Giant Poodle sports groovy…Stetson Fedora!

Film noir reference or latter-day hipster, Jam the Giant Poodle wears it well. The Stetson and the lipstick… Woof! More Jam here.

Frozen Antarctic Bear Blows Seal?

Reminds us of a joke about an Eskimo. Cool cause of icy specificity…not racially insulting, could be a Lapp or any polar dude with a broken snowmobile. The repairman tells him: “Man, looks like you blew a seal…” and polar dude responds: “Oh, no! Not at all! That’s just frost on my moustache!”

From the 125th Anniversary Edition of National Geographic. Congrats to an ancient and noble photographic publication!

Funky Monkey – the Fruit that Bobby Zimmerman Crunches!

I sat my monkey on a log
And ordered him to do the dog
He wagged his tail and shook his head
And went and did the cat instead
He’s a weird monkey
Very funky…

Via Bob Dylan – “I shall be Free No. 10″